Deep Thought in a Nutshell

LOL: Lots of LOL

You understand to be an engineer when in the market you ask for exactly (200±1E-6)g of ham.

You understand to be an engineer when people stop to understand you.

You understand to be an engineer when, during a long journey on the highway, you check if the GSM cells along the way are tri-sector instead of watching the clouds.

Sometimes animals are more human than some people.

My doctor advise me to drink a lot. I did it and police took my driver license…

You can say to be a good programmer when your programs do their job at the first attempt.

If you have some problems with your computer, look for me tomorrow.

Never trust the trust.

I’ve just replaced antispam filter on my car.

When biological computers will substitute electronic computers we won’t be able to distinguish a computer virus from a cold.

Maybe you will give an aspirin to your PC and you will perform a virus scan on yourself. O_o

I’m not like a TCP protocol. I won’t repeat what I say even if you have not heard.

Brain unavaiable.

If someone had told me I could go back to the past and change it, probably I would live in the past.

It is not so important because of what you do. You do something just because you can do that. If no one had tried to stack disks of different metals we wouldn’t have batteries.

There are things that it is better to keep unknown because sometimes knowledge is not the correct choice.

Is better to stay with your own convictions rather than demolish them and remain without anything.

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“Blessed are the last because they’ll be the first“, last element on the stack said.

You could be a businessman, a policeman, a politician or even a tramp, but when you are in the toilet or you are sleeping you are exactly like everyone else. A man is always a man.

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Sometimes changes are more difficult than they appear, but in some cases they result necessary if you want to overcome your problems.

Human mind is not like an hard disk. You can’t remove memories just clicking on them.

If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Faced with an ethical dilemma all choices are wrong.

If you think all people should be equal to you try to imagine a world where you are the only one existing person: you’re completely alone and you can’t relate with anyone. Now imagine a world populated by billions of yourself, each person moves, thinks and appears exactly like you. Do you think there’re differences between these two scenarios? I don’t think so. World is beautiful because it’s various.